Saturday, January 6, 2018

IMPACT STRESS TEST WEEK ONE

IMPACT
January 5th, 2018
THE STRESS TEST
WEEK ONE

At the top of the show we get video recaps of everything that has happened leading up to this first broadcast of 2018 – a stack show with 4 titles match and a Career versus Career match. Can IMPACT deliver and IMPACT to start 2018?

Shockingly, they just might, as IMPACT started out hot with an X Division title match between Taiji Ishimori and Trevor Lee, with Caleb Konley ring side.

I’ve never been a big Trevor Lee fan, and outside of a few matches in IMPACT I don’t know much about Ishimori – except that he is the NEW X DIVISION CHAMPION. This match was fast, well down and a great way to start of IMPACT Hot.

They set the bar for the rest of the show – a high bar.

Konan – the old boy is pissed, and getting a Fireball in the face will do that. He calls for a World of Violence, as he will lead LAX in a Title Match against OVE – with the caveat that if LAX loses, they leave IMPACT.

James Storm does an impassioned interview concerning with feud and match with Dan Lambert. Damn good promo and it is great to see Storm being James Storm again, and not leading some group.

Impact Grand Championship – 3 Way Match: EC3 defends again Fallah Ball and Matt Sydal.

Admittedly, I missed a ton of Impact last year, so I haven’t seen much of Sydal in Impact – but know him well. Fallah Ball I know nothing about – except he is amply named.

I have to admit that I was really impressed with Fallah Ball as he dominated and won round 1. He moved quick and smoothly for his size . . . then fizzled out and did nothing in round two. EC3 took over and destroyed Ball and Sydal as he easily won round two. The third round was far more even, but the judges gave the round and win to EC3.

Over all this was a good match, every one delivered and did a good job. No slackers here. Not quite Grand, but damn good.

When are they going to let Allie be Allie, instead of this insecure bag of nerves? Haven’t they done this with her long enough? She is a legit women’s wrestler. I have never liked how they use her, or Laurel Van Ness.

Career versus Career Match: James Storm versus Dan Lambert – first off who the Hell is Dan Lambert. Secondly, why the hell is this happening? There was no match, just a coward having other people bet up James Storm so he can win.

Because of America’s Top Team, Lambert won – James Storm is gone from IMPACT.

Stupid and sucks.

I hate celebrity or non-wrestler involvement in matches and angles.

Speaking of What the Hell? Who is Chandler Park and why is Abyss back as Joseph Park? Chandler is in the ring with John Bolin and in a stupid waste of time filler match. He does absolutely noting but get his ass kicked, then wins when Big Brother punches Bolin.

Bullshit.

Okay, so the Global Championship Match between Eli Drake and Alberto El Patron wasn’t even taped with the rest of the show? It wasn’t even on an IMPACT Card, it was a Wrestle Pro event? Nothing wrong with that, kind of nice actually, just weird.

Actually scratch that, there was a lot wrong with this. Bad filming to start with, the quality of this footage is so far below what IMPACT does it’s shameful. The camera work is terrible as well. And we don’t even get the full match.

This doesn’t make IMPACT look good, especially with a near empty venue. It’s nice that IMPACT partners with smaller promotion, but does it help IMPACT or is it a sign of the End Times?

Oh, Eli Drake retained after hitting Alberto with the title.

Main Event Time as LAX makes their way out . . . and is attacked by Sammy Callahan and OVE! Ortiz and Santana are beat down with trash can lids. Sammy and Homicide fight to who-knows-where.

The Match eventually starts in the ring with Santana going at it alone against both Crist brothers! He tries the best he can, suffers a massive beat down, but doesn’t give up. Ortiz finally get to the ring, but doesn’t fair any better, going one-on-two with Santana out of commission.

Eventually, but grit and determination, with the crowd behind them, Ortiz and Santana recover, fight through and find a way to win! NEW TAGE TEAM CHAMPIONS – LAX

I loved this match. Violent, hard hitting with an overcome the odds story. A Great way to end the show.

The Lowlights:

  • Career versus Career Match: James Storm versus Dan Lambert
  • Chandler Park
  • The Presentation of the Global Championship Match 


The Highlights:

  • X Division Title match between Taiji Ishimori and Trevor Lee
  • Impact Grand Championship – 3 Way Match: EC3 defends again Fallah Ball and Matt Sydal.
  • The Main Event


Final Thoughts:
This episode pissed me the Hell off. The first third was great. The second third was crap. The final third was great again.

This episode could have and should have been Impactful, but fell short because the second third.


  • The Highlight of the Night: Taiji Ishimori’s title win.
  • Match of the Night: The Main Event
  • Wrestler of the Night: Taiji Ishimori


RATING: 7

Friday, January 5, 2018

MAIN ROSTER MANIA WEEK 1

So, how did the WWE do in their first Broadcast of the New Year?

Did RAW Fail . . . again?

Did SD LIVE Thrive . . . again?

Let’s find out, right now . . . in the first ever edition of:
MAIN ROSTER MANIA!

MONDAY NIGHT RAW
January 1st, 2018 – New Year’s Day.

I’ll give it up for, to start of the New Year, they did go all out. They even delivered a near ‘guy cry’ moment, a moment we can only hope wasn’t a one off.

THE ANGLES:

ANGLE #1
Once again, we started RAW off with an overlong filler promo that seems designed to just waste time. Once again, Angle is out to say something, gets interrupted and ONCE AGAIN Jason Jordan sticks his nose where he doesn’t belong and beats his chest.

This time it is The Bar interrupting Angle demanding a rematch for their titles, out comes Jason acting like he is ready to take both Cesaro and Sheamus on. Cue, Seth Rollins, not out to back up his new tag team champion partner, but to scold Jason for not being a team player.

All this resulted in a sudden match that saw Cesaro job out to Jordan.

Really? I’m sick of this Jason Jordan angle. I’m sick of him saying he is the only guy who can beat someone when he rarely wins. I was hoping it would end soon, but with Jordan replacing the injured Ambrose that doesn’t seem likely.

We all know how this story will eventually end: either Angle and Jordan turn heel, or Jordan turns heel and reveals Angle isn’t his father – leading to a match.

Right now, Jordan is taking up to much time on RAW and it isn’t adding to the show. RAW is become the Jason Jordan Show. Which, any time he is on the air, is becoming a great moment to get a snack.

It wouldn’t be such a bad thing if Jordan wasn’t a CRY BABY.

ANGLE #2
Alexa Bliss is scheduled for a Non-Title match against Asuka – much to her chagrin. She doesn’t want in. She spends her time on RAW leading up to the match first trying to get Angel to cancel it, then unsuccessfully trying to get Nia Jax to be ring side. Sorry Alexa. Good luck.

ANGLE #3
Leading into Roman Reigns’ match with Samoa Joe, he and Seth talk about Joe. Cue Jason Jordan again butting it. Yikes.

ANGLE #4
In the back, Kane approaches Strowman with an idea: They team up at the Rumble to take out Brock. Good Idea. Problem: Strowman says NO.

ANGLE #5
The Show closed out with Brock in ring and Heyman mouthing off as usually – with the claim that Brock is the devil’s favorite, not Kane. Kane didn’t like this, and made Brock pay with a chokeslam. Brock would sit up, and clothesline Kane of the ring.

Then the locker room emptied to separate the two. Credits rolled with Kane being forced to the back, and Brock bouncing around ring side.

A nice segment to end the show and set up the match. Braun Strowman NOT involved made it even better, selling that he doesn’t care about either one.

It was a little odd though, as it seemed to me the boys from the back came out a little too early.

THE MATCHES

MATCH #1
Cesaro versus Jason Jordan

This come out of the opening Promo Segment. It was an average match at best, both guys showcased what they can do. Cesaro showed his ring savvy and experience far outmatched anything Jordan could do physically. In the end though, Jordan gain the upset victory.

MATCH #2
Bray Wyatt versus Apollo Crews

Why? Why? Apollo Crews is far better than what they are doing with him. In this throw away match, Bray dominated and beat Crews rather easily, even with Titus World Wide at Ring Side.
Then Hardy appeared on the Titan Tron, seemingly freaking out Bray. (Can I wake up now?)

MATCH #3
Alexa Bliss versus Asuka (Non-Title)

For the majority of this match, Bliss stayed in avoidance mode, or was getting completely dominated. When Bliss tried to fight, we saw glimpses of what could be a good match. In the end though, Bliss wasn’t just ‘Not Ready For Asuka’ she didn’t want any part of Asuka.

Asuka wins via tap out.

MATCH #5
Strowman versus Rhyno, then Slater

Wow. In Rhyno’s attempt to toughing up Slater all he achieved was both of them getting squashed by Strowman. And a bloodthirsty crowd calling for Strowman to do it ‘on more time.’

MATCH #6
Intercontinental Championship Match: Roman Reigns versus Samoa Joe

I have only two things to say about this match: Match of the Night; Wrestlers of the Night.

If you want, you can skip the rest of the show and just watch this match. I am not even a Roman fan, and I will admit he was great here. He might finally be getting better.

MATCH #7
Drew Gulak and Divari versus Cedric Alexander and . . .

Drew Gulak started out by read a statement from Enzo – who can’t defend the title due to the flu. Best part of this, Drew correcting Enzo bad grammar.

Instead we get a tag match. Cedric’s partner: GOLDUST!!!

Cedric and Goldust go on to win a short but entertaining match.

Elias, Bo Dallas, Curtis Axel in a six-man tag match against . . . The (Bullet) CLUB. Yes, you read that right.

Elias, Dallas, Axel versus Fin Balor, Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows. Forget about the squash match, it was awesome seeming these three together.

Cole even mention their time in Japan together, but not by name.

The Highlights:

  • Goldust
  • Intercontinental Championship Match
  • The Club! This is the near Guy Cry moment. Please WWE let this guy stay a group, give us something to really go for.


Final Thoughts:
I’ve written for almost two years now: RW BAD, SD LIVE GOOD. Maybe not tonight.

Tonight I felt RAW delivered an above average show which I enjoyed. I loved seeing The Club together, Alexa being the cowardly heel was nice, Enzo not on the show was great and the IC Title match Rocked.

Lowlight of the Night: No Cruiserweight title match

Highlight of the Night: The ‘Club’ Reunion

Match of the Night: Intercontinental Championship Match: Roman Reigns defends against Samoa Joe

Wrestlers of the Night: Roman Reigns and Samoa Joe.

Rating: 6.5


SMACKDOWN LIVE
January 2ND, 2018

THE ANGELS:

ANGEL #1
I wish I could say we started out hot, instead PROMO Time.

Styles hits the ring, talking about Owens, Zayn and the thought that Bryan is showing them favoritism. Styles calls Bryan out to let him know if Owens will be ringside for the Styles/Zayn main event.

Bryan makes his way down to YES, YES, YES chants, followed directly by Shane McMahon. Shane steals the segment, never lets Bryan talk and again accuses him of favoritism to Owens/Zayn. He announces that if Owens will be ring side, so will he.

Bryan then speaks, saying that if Owens will be ring side, Shane will be ring side, then he will be ring side. This sets up a stacked Main Event: Styles and Zayn in ring, McMahon, Bryan and Owens ring side.

In truth the Shane versus Owens/Zayn angle has run thin, adding Bryan and Styles (and by default the World Title to the mix) spices things up. Still, this is going into overkill fast.

Why it hasn’t reached overkill just yet and still works is for two reasons: The building tension between Bryan and Shane – where is this going to go?; The great dynamic and personalities of Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens.

ANGEL #2
In the back The New Day is celebrating the New Year in a way odd even for them. Then comes RUSEV DAY to save everything – complete with Aiden singing, and Rusev calling them children. This is all a promo leading up to the English versus Woods US Title Tournament Match.

I love everyone involved. Nice bit.

THE MATCHES:

MATCH #1
Smackdown Tag Team Title Match: The Usos versus Gable and Benjamin

This was a fantastic tag team match that saw NEW Tag Team Champions for about the length of a commercial break. Jimmy complains that he was legal, but Jay was pinned by Gable. Another ref hit the ring and it turns out: Jay was illegal, Gable was illegal – Match Restarted!

Usos win and retain. Fantastic match and a great twist and call. The right call.

I wish moment like this would happen more often. Instant Replay please!!

MATCH #2
Breezango versus the Bludgeon Brothers

Uh, why? Maybe it’s because I love seeing Breezango get tortured like this – and I am a big fan.

There is something I have to write – which I never thought I ever would, or would want to: Let The Bludgeoning Begin. Which, yeah, is what this match was. Double time. The Ascension hit the ring early this time, or for a Bludgeoning themselves.

MATCH #3
US Title Tournament Match: Aiden English versus Xavier Woods

We start the match with Rusev signing! Please put Aiden back on the mic. NOW!

The match between Aiden and Xavier was really good. Aiden showed his mat skills and ‘manly’ style, while Woods’ agility always amazes. This was a good, hard fought match that Woods eventually won and moved on in the Tournament.

Woods will next face Jinder Mahal.

MATCH #4
The Welcoming Committee is back! Natalya, Carmella and Tamina versus the Riott Squad.

This was a decent woman’s match more designed to promote the Royal Rumble, then be a match. Sara Logan was the star here.

Afterwards, Ruby cut a promo renaming the Royal Rumble the Royal Riott, until she was interrupted by Charlotte and Naomi . . . and a PISSED BECKY LYNCH. Yes, the Lass Kicker is back!

MATCH #5
Main Event Time!

AJ Styles versus Sami Zayn – with Kevin Owens, Shane McMahon and Daniel Bryan Ring Side.

This match was a Match, an Angle and a lead in to the Royal Rumble all in one. All the main players in SD Live’s top angel where here, and it further this story.

It showcased AJ’s frustration with the Kevin and Sami Show. It pushed Shane vendetta against the Kevin and Sami Show.

However, the biggest moment in all this was Daniel Bryan throwing Shane McMahon out of the arena, after McMahon had Owens thrown out. That was followed by Bryan announcing that AJ Style ill defend the World Title against Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn in a handicap match at the Rumble!

Is this favoritism from Daniel Bryan?

Lost in all this was a damn good match that saw Zayn pin the champ.

The Highlights:
  • The Kevin and Sami Show
  • Rusev calling The New Day Children
  • The Tag Team Title Match.

Final Thoughts:
Smackdown didn’t try to go all out like RAW did. They did what they seem to focus on – putting on the best show they can. And they did just that, with good promos and solid matches around. Over all a good, entertaining show. Even if the main angel is starting to wear thin.

Lowlight of the Night: N/A
Highlight of the Night: Rusev calling The New Day Children
Match of the Night: Smackdown Tag Team Title Match: The Usos versus Gable and Benjamin
Wrestler of the Night: Xavier Woods
Rating: 7


COMPARISION
MONDAY NIGHT RAW VERSUS SMACKDOWN LIVE

THE ANGELS:
MONDAY NIGHT RAW – Top Angel: The Jason Jordan show.
SMACKDOWN LIVE – Top Angel: The Kevin and Sami Show.

Both Angels are start to wear thin and drag on, but Kevin and Sami have such great dynamic they make it work. Sami seems to be having a lot of fun.

ADVANTAGE: SMACKDOWN LIVE

THE HIGHLIGHTS:
MONDAY NIGHT RAW – Top Highlight: The Club Reunion.
SMACKDOWN LIVE – Top Angel: Rusev calling the New Day children.

There is no comparison: The Club.

ADVANTAGE: MONDAY NIGHT RAW.

THE MATCHES OF THE NIGHT:
MONDAY NIGHT RAW – Intercontinental Championship Match: Roman Reigns versus Samoa Joe
SMACKDOWN LIVE – Smackdown Tag Team Title Match: The Usos versus Gable and Benjamin

ADVANTAGE: TIE

THE WRESTLER OF THE NIGHT:
MONDAY NIGHT RAW – Roman Reigns and Samoa Joe
SMACKDOWN LIVE – Xavier Woods

Woods and Aiden put on a good show, but the IC Title match saw Roman up his game big time.

ADVANATGE: MONDAY NIGHT RAW

FINAL THOUGHTS:
When it comes to comparing my big points: Angel, Highlight, Match and Wrestler, RAW barely comes out ahead. However I rated RAW 6.5 overall, with SD Live gaining a 7.

What pushes SD Live to a 7 l is three good matches and the Kevin and Sami Show.

So even though I give RAW the advantage in Match, Highlight and Wrestler, SD Live still comes out ahead, but just barely this time.

WINNER: SMACKDOWN LIVE!







Welcome to the first What I Watch I Review of 2018!

For this first post of the year I figured I would push the Reset button on What I Watch I Review. A Re-Imaging if you like of this blog.

Well, not really. I just felt like taking a moment and re-explain this blog and why the spectrum of films I have, and will review, goes across all genres and types of film, and doesn’t focus on any one thing.

The Reason Being: I love film. Period.

In the past I have reviewed everything from Silent Films (Dairy of a Lost Girl) to New Releases (Star Wars) to Indie (The Kiss) and everything else. Nothing film wise is off my Watch List, or my Review List.

If I watch it, it’s up for grabs for this blog.

Truth is, I am a film fan – a true fan. A Cinephile if you will. And I don’t mean someone who makes a point of going to theaters on a regular basis and ‘thinks’ they know film, when all they know is Hollywood. I am not hating on Hollywood, I like Hollywood films just fine – the good ones.

My personal collection ranges from film made by D.W. Griffith to G.W. Pabst, F. W. Murnau, Fritz Lang, Roger Corman, Akira Kurosawa, Lloyd Kaufman, Fred Olen Ray, Speilberg, Jim Jarmush, Christopher Nolan and many others.

In other words I really don’t discriminate or consider one film better then another because it’s Indie and the other is Hollywood – both make Diamonds and Coal.

I know, this is a long (and possibly fluff way) of saying I love all types of film, so I will review all types of film. And I will do so on a much regular basis then I did last year.

In fact here is a list of films I plan on reviewing over the first half of this year, which I have watched or will be watching soon:

  • BLADE RUNNER 2049
  • THOR RAGNORAK
  • SPIDER-MAN HOMECOMING
  • STAR WARS – THE LAST JEDI
  • BETTER WATCH OUT
  • THE OSIRIS CHILD
  • DEAD STILL
  • SWORD OF VENEGENCE
  • DEMENTIA 13 (2017 REMAKE)
  • THE ATONING
  • BEGGARS OF LIFE (1923)

All but Beggars of Life are new films – and I’m sure you can figure out which are/were theatrical releases.

As I have stated in the past, I will even post reviews of movies I didn’t finish. Why, to forewarn anyone reading this. I will give my thoughts and reason as to why I didn’t finish the piece, and if I fast forwarded to the end.

I wrote above “For this first post of the year I figured I would push the Reset button of What I Watch I Review. A Re-Imaging if you like of this blog.

Well, not really.”

Well, there will be a reset and a slight Re-Imaging. I have in the past focus strictly on film, because they are easy to watch and review. This year I am going to expand that out – this is called WHAT I WATCH I REVIEW after all.

I plan on doing some reviews of TV Show I watch as well. This may be limited to just one episode, an entire season, or even an overview of an entire series.

In addition, I am also going to write some pieces on specific directors and possibly producers. Since certain names get my attention over others, and other names lose my attention immediately.

As always, even if my review or thoughts are negative I will NEVER take personal potshots at the creators involved. My thoughts focus strictly on the work, not the person.

That’s it. Check back in two weeks for my first review of 2018 – when I will post my thoughts on the only film I watched over the Holidays that had a Christmas theme to it: BETTER WATCH OUT.

I may also have a schedule of when reviews will be up, as always it will be every two weeks.

Later.

Ace.